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Cartman:All this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should take better care of myself. I mean, maybe I should think about who I'm going to become.
Future Cartman:Atta boy, Eric. You've made the right choice.
Cartman:Who the hell are you?
Future Cartman:[laughs] It's me, Cartman! You from the future. I came back to tell you that this is the day you turn it all around. You stop eating junk food and you start studying harder, you stay away from drugs and alcohol and you become CEO of your own time-travel company!
Cartman:Oh wow, really? That's so awesome! Now I'll really work to be successful!
Future Cartman:Right on!
Cartman:[angry] Go have sex with yourself, asshole! I'm not that stupid! Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! Whatever! I'll do what I want! [leaves]
Future Cartman:No, wait! [turns into fat plumber] Oh, God dammit!